If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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