Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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