i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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