Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
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he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
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I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
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