he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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