Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
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He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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