So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
We got so high we made milksteak
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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