I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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