We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
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Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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