we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can you bring me the toilet please
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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