How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize