it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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