Plan B is the new Plan A
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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