no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
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Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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