I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize