chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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