brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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