Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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