i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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