You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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