I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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