11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I heard we made out
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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