dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
We are all done wearing pants today
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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