It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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