Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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