i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Still dying that you shit outside
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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