we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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