id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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