So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
please don't ironically join a cult
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