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• (607): View more from New York

  I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.

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• (415): View more from California

  Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.

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