At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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