so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours