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(323): View more from California

i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"

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(847): View more from Illinois

His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.

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(713): View more from Texas

The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day

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(847): View more from Illinois

Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.

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