Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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