marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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