I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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