Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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