i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
