She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Come see our sink grown plant.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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