STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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