summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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