Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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