i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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