I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
