Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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