better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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