What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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