Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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