You work out of a Hotel?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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