Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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