this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
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