I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm going to jail i love you
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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