His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
did i just pee glitter
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
