If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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