I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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