like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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