It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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