The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
